Chapter 3: The Art of Building a Better Brick
By Morty, Master Brick Propheteer
Bricks are not just for building, they are also for throwing at enemies.
Remember, a good mortar mix is like a good joke: it's 3 parts sand, 2 parts cement, 1 part magic.
Did you know that the shortest brick ever built was only 2 inches long?
Bricks are not actually made of magic, they are just really good at making a good first impression.